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Gun control 

1. hitting your target

2. thinking that passing laws against owning guns will keep criminals from using them while breaking other laws, like killing people

3.The reason lots of elderly people are now the victims of assaults in Australia.

4. The perfect prelude to any holocaust or genocide you plan on perpetrating.
Gun control was the smartest thing Hitler ever implemented.

zero control 

The neatoest guy in the world
zero control by ZeroControl November 8, 2003

Cruise Control 

The state of which your body has exhausted all its energy during sexual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion.
After 5 hours of sex joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath
Cruise Control by Tsutomu October 21, 2006

quality control 

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.
Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper
quality control by Greg December 5, 2003

Quality Control 

Futile attempt to ensure that a product or service complies to standards.
Moe works in quality control. He makes sure that sharp objects don't end up in coke bottles.
Quality Control by JWooden271 January 28, 2007

public intox control (P.I.C) 

A phrase used in college towns to reference a group of police officers on bikes looking for underage drinkers
The public Intox Control (P.I.C) caught Drake drinking and gave him a MIP