Asshole Convention

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.

I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.

by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011

comic convention

Where all the nerds hang out. Showcases video games, comics, manga, television.
And Star Trek

1) Im off to comicon in the scotty costume i knitted!

Im off to comic convention in the scotty costume i knitted!

by DaCakeMan September 15, 2013

fudge contest

Two individuals (Male, Male) (Male, Female) (Female, Female May be more difficult), both naked, and alone. one individual gets on all fours, the other on his knees. The individual on all fours begins to poop, while the other individual attempts to keep the poop inside of the pooper. at the end of the poop, the person who kept the most poop where they were supposed to wins, the other must then clean up with their mouth.

Person #1: Phew! I'm glad I won that fudge contest!

Person #2: This tastes terrible!

by WalrusDestroyer March 2, 2014

Cuntnugget convention

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition

Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.

by Cuntnugget convention employee September 15, 2020

mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

pissing contest

Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.

Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 2, 2004