Contemblacon

The act of contemplating whilst eating bacon, or using bacon as a means to promote thinking.

I'll eat this bacon while I am contemblaconing whether or not I can eat more waffles....

by Amo221 December 4, 2013

contemplissing

The act of intense contemplation whilst taking a piss in order to make a decision.

After a good contemplissing i had decided it was an overall great idea to drink another beer.

by balt skiggins November 16, 2013

Confederate Hell Raiser

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.

I'm a proud confederate hell raiser

by LadyT_ November 22, 2014

connedicit

The way you say "Connecticut", when your from the area and decide to damn the English language for the sake of convenience.

I bought two tickets on metro North heading to Norwalk, "Connedicit"

by LORD fishbait October 14, 2016

confederection

Confederection or confed-erection is an descriptive noun used to describe the state of being of a person obsessed with the Confederate States of America their "southern heritage". People who exhibit a confederection proudly display rebel banners and other pieces of confederacy memorabilia and many are sympathetic to the confederate cause. Some are adamant that "the south will rise again" and display thinly veiled or outright racism.

"Jee, Jim's really going all out, he's got the flag plastered on his pick up and every thing!"
"Yeah, he's got a real confederection."

by The Classiest of Bagels July 7, 2016

coated corn stick

When you do so much anal your dick has a coating on it.

"I'm dating an indian girl who loves anal so much my coated corn stick is sore."

by Kerrach June 21, 2017

contemplation

what we usually do while sitting on the toilet

‘substantial fitting work is in contemplation’

by bakursky September 18, 2017