The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007
Get the condom lightmug. A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!
Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)
Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
by gingerbread gal August 7, 2011
Get the Condommug. a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
by asbo August 17, 2006
Get the jesus condommug. When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017
Get the monster condommug. noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"
by SpazZilla April 23, 2006
Get the parent condommug. A philosophical outlook that states:
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know if I should bring this extra water bottle on my hike."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
by Marty McFlyForAWhiteGuy January 26, 2018
Get the condom philosophymug. A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.
Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
Get the Life Condommug.