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Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?
by WaysideWorks January 29, 2019
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competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.
Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.
by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019
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Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.
Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.
by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019
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Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.
My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.
by homograph March 23, 2020
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Computerist

When microcomputers were first marketed in the 1970's, corporate computer departments had all sorts of people with a lot of Titles. There were Computer Operators of course, and programmers, system analysts, tape librarians, etc. But with a Microcomputer in your home, you were everything! You were The Computerist.
Give me a call if you need help programming that, I'm a Consulting Computerist.
by Ozzie321 September 13, 2020
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Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.
Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!
by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020
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Computer

A computer is device used for various things
Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer
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