Doing a Columbus means that when you start out to go/drive somewhere, you first go in the opposite direction of where it is you intend to go.
I had to do a Columbus today when I left Portillo's. I had to first go east and then go south on 91st before I could get on the 101 northbound.
by Frank Le April 1, 2015
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by lisha January 8, 2005
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Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.
by exitandpanic January 13, 2007
Get the Columbus mug.One of the most boring places in Maryland. Nothing is open past 9, everyone is old and rich, or "gangsta" and broke. Despite it's location, which is partway between DC and baltimore, there is still nothing to do. If you want drugs, all you have to do it walk aroung wilde lake for a bit (just don't get stabbed or shot), and If you want food there is a mall (convientally located near wilde lake). There are hardly any skate spots, and if I haven't said this before, IT SUCKS. the only completely badass thing in columbia, is DEFENESTRATION (www.freewebs.com/defenestration15)
Avoid at all costs.
Avoid at all costs.
Man, fuck columbia. Who knew something so great like defenestration could come from a shithole like columbia.
by antonio Janifer October 1, 2005
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Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.
by Affen Ficker December 24, 2008
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a football team that will talk shit about other schools football teams and lose against them and will fight them when they loose for “starting beef” even though they started it
columbus football team: wow la grange sucks ass, they aren’t good they finna catch this L
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game
by Holly Hills September 28, 2018
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