Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.
I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand
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Shit Coffee

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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coffee poach

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!
by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011
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porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19
Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.
by GullibleOne October 09, 2020
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack September 26, 2016
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Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee
Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee
by PhilthyM May 31, 2018
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The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!
Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.
by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020
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