clopen

When you go in to work for the OPENING shift; having a select amount if time to preform the neccessary tasks required to open for business & be able to serve the customers... only to find that when you arrive for work, the Person or Persons who CLOSED the business the previous night did Not complete their tasks; therefore leaving the Person in the Opening position having to scramble to do Both the Closing AND the opening duties in the same selected amount of time as it would normally take to do just the Opening duties. (This term could refer to Any form of business but is Primarily used to refer to a Restaurant)

Open Close Time frame Scramble Restaurant Hustle "it was a rough morning; Stacy didn't finish her work last night so I had to Clopen"......"I'll have to really hustle this morning. The Tables are filthy and I still have to make the gravy. If I knew I was going to have to Clopen, I would have come to work earlier this morning"

by 1 Kool Nana June 5, 2010

fag clone

Someone who doesn't have the balls to ask a girl out after knowing she'll say yes. Being the idiot that the fag clone is, gives her options on what to say, therefore cunfusing the shit outta her.

Josh: A: do you want to be friends? or B: will you go out with me?

Josie: C: its up to you.

AKA: GROW A PAIR what a fag clone

by Calib Edwards February 9, 2008

go clone yourself!

When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass

After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!

by HannahKraus February 25, 2009

Clopen

When you work in retail and have to work a closing shift one day and an opening shift the very next day.

Sorry, I can't hangout this weekend. I have to clopen this weekend.

by pwnagephake February 24, 2018

Clopen

To open/close the shop back to back

Oh man I'm so tired, I clopen all week.

Je dois clopen, fait chier!

by ANGEVY December 11, 2019

Clopen

Something (usually a business) is now open, having been closed due to Covid

Oh man, I can't wait to go to the gym now it's Clopen

by Wulfrx May 21, 2021

Clopenhagen

It’s when you work a closing shift, followed by an opening shift the next day, and the opening shift is actually a double (so you stay from opening til closing on the second shift).

I’ll be dead on Monday if I survive my Clopenhagen this weekend.

by angrybartender May 11, 2022