chicky mayo

McDonald's chicken and mayo burger.

Used to describe the feeling of how great $2 chicky mayo's can be.

So I stole money from the busker and managed to get $4. Best 2 chicky mayo's of my life.

by baby sigz corp October 21, 2014

Chicky wawa

Flashy mistress, generally taken by an older male as a symptom of male menopause.

He was there with his new Chicky wawa since he left his wife.

by NWA10000 January 14, 2015

Click Regret

This is an unintentional click/ like on a pic or post that you don't actually like but subsequently too lazy (or maybe even too nice) to go back and unlike/unclick.

Crap! I "liked" her pic by accident, now I got total click regret.

by WordsyChick July 2, 2014

dental click

Where a dentist sticks his penis in your moth to clean your teeth.

I went to the dentist to find out the dentist stuck his penis in y mouth, it was mint flavored! WHAT A DENTAL CLICK!

by Sir Fagbunny July 3, 2016

pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.

"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"

by ChippieBW November 28, 2016

click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)

Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*

by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016