Chub

a fat gay man

Dani: hi
Doomah: shut the fuck up chub

by uhhhbbhnigger December 13, 2025

Chub

a fat and gay man

Dani: stop
Hamood: shut up chub

by uhhhbbhnigger December 13, 2025

Chub

A chub is the state of a man's penis when it is halfway between flaccid and fully erect.

Me: Man, I was laying on the beach yesterday and this gay guy checking me out had a chub in his Speedo. The bulge was obvious.
Friend:What did you do?
Me: Not much I started getting a chub too so I rolled over onto my stomach to hide it.

by mecbranleur December 17, 2025

Half Chub Fallacy

Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.

Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over

Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.

by The half chub December 17, 2025

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

by RICEmonger July 25, 2024