chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023

Chubs

a fat or chubby dumbass that owns a red hoodie and draws shitty comics

martin: that guy fucking sucks hes a chubs yknow what im saying?
anano: no
chubs: why am i real

by chubs roblosx May 20, 2021

Chubs

someone who is a little chubby and fat but makes it work

that person is so chubs

by anonymous February 5, 2022

Chub

Another word for a boner

"Dude I'm gettin a chub from that girls ass!"

by Chubroder March 15, 2016

Girl chub

The female equivalent of a boner—when a woman gets extremely aroused, often to the point of visibly reacting or needing to shift in her seat. It’s not about what’s seen, it’s about what’s felt: throbbing, pulsing, slick, and very, very ready. Happens fast. Can be triggered by a voice, a glance, a dirty thought… or just the right kind of tension.

He whispered in my ear and suddenly—bam—full girl chub. Had to cross my legs and pretend I was not about to climb him like a tree.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

Man chubs

When two heterosexual friends communicate stimuli.

When two best friends agree in unanimous euphoria.

Ex: Bro, Beer- a is way better than beer-b, if I had to choose between the two.

BRO 2: so true bro

Bro1 Has man chubs for bro 2 nonsexually because they enjoy the idea of both agreeing on such an important bro topic.

by BrutalTurtle704 March 13, 2017

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023