chip shot

A girl that has a great body and looks great from afar, but not so much up close. Not unlike a chip shot in golf. Looks good from 50 yards out but once closer, its not what you wanted. Synonym of butter face.

That girl we saw yesterday was a chip shot.

by Artvandalay April 3, 2008

Chaser Chip

A tortilla chip devoid of any contents after eating a round of chips with hot salsa, to cool the mouth down.

After eating salsa made with the pure essence of fire, I need a goddamned chaser chip.

by dingledang July 30, 2013

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017

Chip and Putt

Gay shit Dylan would do

I heard Dylan might be interested in some Chip and Putt later if you're down.

by TheFratHouse May 26, 2018

Chip drinking

When you crush the remaining of your chips to make crumbs and pour it into your mouth.

Oh, Matt totally was just chip drinking.

by Colonel Knickerbocker January 5, 2017

chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

by Sonicoed June 9, 2017

Fresh Chips

Phrase to express satisfaction or contentment with a person/place/thing/situation/decision/action.

Bob, that call was fresh chips.

Dude, my new car is totally fresh chips!

That was fresh chips when you decked that guido at the bar.

by oweng84 January 26, 2011