chinese torpedo

A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.

John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!

by HeatherPleather February 27, 2008

chink dink

A very small penis. Named after how Chinese (Asian) men have mediocre units.

I asked John if he had a chink dink and he said yes! What a loser!

by Dradle God May 28, 2006

cup chicks

Someone who has been pranked by this video is known to have been cupchicked.

Get your flatmate cupchicked with the cup chicks movie, record it and put it on youtube.

by Captain Knob November 9, 2007

chinese restaurant syndrome

Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.

Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!

by mini-chiko January 14, 2008

Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 21, 2008

Chinese cut

It was created by Curvan Chen in pre-school. Since cut's weren't allowed. He would let someone cut while that person would then allow him to cut. He used that definition so teachers ould not stop him because he told them it was "part of his culture."

Would you like to "chinese cut" me?

by Vinny666 June 19, 2020

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007