Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.
Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
by it's me you're me October 18, 2017
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Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.
Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.
by vgkjf May 27, 2019
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The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.
Christian is a GOAT.
by daoneandonlycdub May 14, 2018
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Funny,Caring ,and thought full person.He always makes people laugh and will always be handsome. He is a ladies mad with a gorgeous face.
Christian is a gorgeous man
by SMAHSER March 22, 2017
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the spanish kid in the corner that watches the same jojos episode everyday
by cuklord May 11, 2016
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Christian is a boy who leads girls on and doesn't actually go through with the relationships. He is a super hot guy with good style and is actually sweet once you get to know him.
Damn, I'm so confused.. he's such a Christian..
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Fat male with a girls private part.
Also doesn’t shower
Christian wants to be black.
by Zack2344 October 23, 2019
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