Chav

A Chav is a person who looks like an Oompa Loompa because of how much orange foundation they have on. They put a certain type of makeup to make their eyebrows bigger. They put too much contour on and they put foundation on their lips. A Chav is sort of like a female roadman. A Chav will be seen in the UK. Mostly England and Scotland.

Chav 1: My boyfriend cheated on me with Emma
Chav 2: Emma with the big bum?

by ihaveabigbum July 16, 2022

chav

a man who hates women, typically of european descent

yeah that dude is such a chav! he hates women so much.

by pooopydoo August 2, 2022

Chav

A (usually) british girl with huge lips that have lipstick the same colour as their skin, they have EVERYTHING in their handbags and have HUGE eyebrows (usually the cause of eyebrow filler)

NOT AFRAID TO SNAPBACK AT U, BE CAREFUL!

oh she's definitely a chav for sure

by ppeteerrrr February 16, 2023

Chav

Sometimes pretty sometimes the worst ppl on earth.i love chavs but the need to watch their gobs the always smoke a fuck ton off weed,sell elfbars,lostmarys and eluxs in the schl bathrooms to year7s wear half an inch of makeup 2 schl have slugs for eyebrows but if ur on their good side then you've always got some1 2 back you up when ur beefing a slag they r always there 4 you but you better pray that you're never on their bad side

what's up with her eyebrows?

she's a chav.

by kaycies gorgeous 💗 March 21, 2023

Chav

An individual showing excessive bias for a group.

short for - chauvinist

The unnerving glare cast by the chav made me feel uneasy as I clearly did not don the appropriate attire necessary to fit in.

by Mitch_B March 24, 2023

Chav

Ignorant, self-entitled, obnoxious, simple-minded cretins who believe that they can do as they please; just because they are incapable of maturely dealing with their trauma.

“Just saw a bunch of chavs over there and sprinted off.”

by MrEdgy June 24, 2023

chav

a chav is a british term used to define rowdy lower class youth, however these people are npcs
something REALLY important to know is that the term chav is used for a FEMALE chav and the term roadman is used for a MALE chav. also nobody uses chavette anymore
typical features:
sportswear (most likely nike) found in all genders
really shitty makeup (found in female chavs)
spawnpoints:
supermarkets/corner shops
bus stops
rough areas
primark
typical behaviours:
vaping/smoking
shoplifting
committing fare evasion
being a loud ass nuisance on the bus

usage 1
p1: i love the really cozy primark onesies
p2: i know but the chavs ruined primark
usage 2
p1: omg what are u doing here? did u turn into a chav?
p2: no i didnt i just want cheap clothes
usage 3
p1: i dont want a girlfriend
p2: why?
p1: because all the girls are chavs

by the real jq March 12, 2024