castronova

a person who most likely has sea lion written on their wall, with spanish exclamation points

happy birthday sea lion girly castronova

by sea lion girly October 24, 2009

toilet castration

Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.

"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.

by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010

Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006

castro's revenge

Irritable Bowel issues caused by ingesting high-fructose corn syrup. HFCS used in many American products thanks to ban on import of Cuban sugar cane.

I was on the toilet all day with Castro's revenge.

by R. E. Saunders September 22, 2007

denim castration

Symptom of jeans that fit far too snuggly around the crotch area.

I'm getting a bad case of denim castration from that pair of pants my aunt bought me for Christmas. Remind me to head back to the store and trade them in asap. Before I lose the ability to have children.

by white-boy December 28, 2011

casarra

The worlds greatest most loving mother on planet Earth!!!!!

My mom is casarra.

by 3girlsaaa March 1, 2015

cantral

“Cantral” is what you call someone if they not only hate everyone and everything but hate themselves as well. They stop playing video games with you and the boys to do real things in life such as work and build meaningful relationships.

You: Hey! Wanna play Xbox later with me and the guys
Them: I can’t I have to work tonight

You: wow you’re being such a Cantral

by Sauce55 February 6, 2019