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Capitalism

The most disgusting, revolting, sickening, repulsive, repellent piece of shit.

An ideology where the rich get richer and the poor remain poor, inherently exploitative, alienating, unstable, unsustainable, and creates massive economic inequality, commodifies people, and is anti-democratic and leads to an erosion of human rights and national sovereignty while it incentivises imperialist expansion and war, and that it benefits a small minority at the expense of the majority of the population, which is no different than slavery.
by Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong August 3, 2023
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capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.
capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker
by СукаБлять June 19, 2021
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Capitalism

Ethan, (a.k.a. Turtle) is the founder/creator of capitalism.
Turtle Industries is based around capitalism and Ethans hunger for power.
by astrology major February 27, 2022
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Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit
"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
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Capitalizer

A person who capitalizes all the first letter to every word they like to do it in chats and and statuses. It's a habit that's easy to adopt.
Hi There How Are You?

Why did you write your message like that you capitalizer?
by Mix-Race Man On Road June 29, 2019
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Great use of Capital Letters

When you are marking someone’s English you would say ‘Great use of capital letters!’ Instead of ‘great use of vocabulary!’
Good work George you used a great use of capital letters!
by RYeet2308 November 25, 2019
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capitalism

Capitalism is a pedagogical inquiry into the question of whether it is ethical to act in one's interest...

Capitalism transcends the first ethical question by concluding that it is ethical to trade one's desires to self-interest with outside entities.

Capitalism draws its conclusions on the ethics of self-interest by assuming the desire to self-interest can be divided into discrete supply-demand ratios.

It is erroneously stated that communism ended the right of kings.
Capitalism--a supply/demand ratio that arose after the earth became too fallow to allow the serf-lord feudal system to continue--was the system that ended the divine right of kings.

This is because Adam Smith was a continental philosopher not an analytical philosopher.
by deepchurch April 25, 2022
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