Canada

The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.

You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.

by Clarence_Carter January 15, 2006

canadian resistance

it is the ability for canadians to resist the flu

everyone has the flu
hmmm except for the canadian kid he had canadian resistance

by epic fail 99 February 4, 2009

Canadian Jamjob

Originated in Canada, the Canadian Jamjob is a form of non penetrative sex involving manual stimulation of the penis with the hand. Unlike a handjob, the Jamjob involves the use of a fruit preserve (i.e. Jam) to act as a lubricant for both the recipients pleasure, and that of the giver if they so wish to engage in fellatio later on.

It is rumoured that jam was originally used by women during sex to simulate blood during role play whilst pretending to loose their virginity.

Guy 1: "So what happened in Amsterdam?"

Guy 2: "Nothing much man, I hooked up with a Canadian chick and she beat me off with jam"

Guy 2: "Man thats dope, what the fuck, she gave you a Canadian Jamjob ? ahahahaha"

by Blo7T October 14, 2012

FUCK CANADA

Phrase;
Most commonly used in reply when someone begins touting why Canada is so great.

Socialist: "We should adopt Canada's gun laws in the US"

Me: "Fuck Canada, I enjoy my freedom."

Socialist: "Canada has totally free health care!"

Me: "Fuck Canada, they take it out of your taxes just like we do social security. Not to mention...you get what you pay for."

by VigoNox May 4, 2009

Canadian Neck Breaker

While having anal sex with your partner, right before nutting, you break their neck so that the poop knife tightens up, making it feel better for you.

"So how was it?" says Eric.

"Not bad, but the normal ass hole wasn't doin it for me," said Ryan, "So I had to pull a Canadian Neck Breaker on him."

"Your probably wanted for murder," says Eric.

by The Motherman April 9, 2009

French Canadian Standoff

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.

When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.

by Red Kayak November 16, 2010

canadian crippler

Souped up version of the shocker, two fingers for the pink, two for the stink.

Liza just loved the canadian crippler, altough my fingers smelled like poop for two days!

by Jdeleons September 12, 2005