Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)

Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.

by CookieCrisp6969 August 17, 2021

Cancer-Fuck

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck

"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"

by Mr_whitehair July 12, 2021

cancer random

an unknown individual within the given community

Person1: Who is that NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter?
Person2: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021

cancer random

Someone who is not known of or someone who has no social standing/presence in a given community

Person1: Who's this NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter??
Person: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021

Cancer Case

Also known as mixed case. Essentially when someone types something in alternating case to mock, ridicule, or imply that the given statement is dumb.

>>"You're too young to be doing that"
>>"YoU'rE tOo yOuNg To bE dOiNg ThAt"
-- Ah, resulting to cancer case to prove your point. Nice.

by Napski1 November 14, 2021

Cancer Queen/King

1. One who holds the power of the Cancer Stick.

2. Only person in a group of people that has cigerettes and everyone crowds around that person like a bunch of hobo's looking for change. They worship the Cancer Queen/King in hopes of even just one Cancer Stick(or cigerette for all you Dumbshits).

Joe: Man...I really need a Cancer Stick...
Frank: Let's go see the Cancer Queen/King, she's always got Cancer Sticks!

by AcidFish January 9, 2008

Cancer Culture

That ravenous need to feed on the attention from others, especially irate attention that is provoked, as it serves the baseline premise that the adherent believe, that they are being persecuted for being so preciously special and unique.

Cancer culture is prevalent among woke progressives, who does not care about art, music or cinema, as long as it has themes of LGBTQ+ in it, and will argue with anyone that criticizes that, even if the content in question is of astoundingly low quality.

by Altyv March 23, 2022