cunt

if means "friend" if you live in Australia

“oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”

by Peroxium November 23, 2015

Cunt

American moderators full of knowledge, or is that shite.

Gobshite: I am god here, fear my internet words.

Barry: Yikes!!!!

Gobshite: Listen to me, I are right, you are wrong!! Behold!!!

Barry: Crikey, best not argue with him. Lorks!!!

Gobshite: Too right. How do you think where I got where I am today... dude!

Barry: By being an internet gobshite or cunt?

Gobshite: Uh huh!

by Iamdehulkrawr May 18, 2011

Cunt

A “highly offensive “ term for a woman/her vagina

Man, that English teacher is a fucking cunt.

by Camel290 June 12, 2018

Cunt

A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.

The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.

The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.

by abetterfriendthankelly October 28, 2015

cunt

Lip-like vertical structure found on the female human body, located approximately 6 inches below the navel and just forward of the anus. Known to provide limitless cash, nice cars and beautiful home for bearer if kept clean and used correctly.

also: owner of item described above

See that babe over there? Total cunt.

by BobbyGee57 May 21, 2017

Cunt

A name to call a best mate / bro at all times anytime, anywhere.

Whatsup cunt? Whatcha up to?

by Cilver Lynx June 15, 2016

Cunt

A way of creating emphasis in a sentence, or demanding action.

Get us a cuppa tea cunt!

by Mrs Manners July 14, 2015