crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.

Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.

by DRoclc August 9, 2018

KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.

I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.

by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019

crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub

those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink

by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018

Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018

Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

Crunch Crack

Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics

I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️

by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022