crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.
Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
by im a star April 8, 2023
Get the crunchmug. Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"
you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
by IoI_xD June 16, 2023
Get the crunchmug. A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”
“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022
Get the Cheesy Gordita Crunchmug. 
by karbis_ July 25, 2022
Get the crunched upmug. A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023
Get the Crunch Bugmug. by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021
Get the Crunch-a-tizemug.