The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007
Get the condom lightmug. A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!
Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)
Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
by gingerbread gal August 7, 2011
Get the Condommug. a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
by asbo August 17, 2006
Get the jesus condommug. When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017
Get the monster condommug. noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"
by SpazZilla April 23, 2006
Get the parent condommug. Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023
Get the You're a condommug. An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez
by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021
Get the the condom tipmug.