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Colombian Sandsmacker 

During a time of sexual intercourse, the male takes the time to pack the female's vagina full of fecal matter (excrement may be collected from either party) and then continues to insert his penis in the now shit-filled pussy.
Bob: Hey Baby lets do a Colombian Sandsmacker
Jill: What's that?
Bob: I'm 'gunna shit in your vagina and fuck it.
Colombian Sandsmacker by Dr Sazerac September 4, 2010

Colombian Crack Line 

You cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your dick in a straight line and then snorts it like a crack line.
Dude my girl just did a huge colombian crack line

colombian 

A adjective referring to people or objects originating in the mountainous South American nation of Colombia. The volcanic soil and humid weather makes for ideal coca plant growing conditions, and thus "Colombian" is generally used to describe good, high purity cocaine, regardless of it's point of origin.

Also, public opinion seems to hold that Colombian citizens and immigrants tend to have big, round heads, though like most stereotypes, this probably would not hold up under serious scentific study.
In the film Scarface (1983), the title actor's first dealing with cocaine occurs during a drug deal gone wrong. Needless to say, both the drug and the people who deal it are are columbian. The following is dialogue from that film:

Colombian: Yeah, okay, you gonna give me the cash or am I gonna kill your brother first? 'Fore I kill you?

Tony Montana: Try sticking your head up your ass. See if it fits. (an insult referencing the Columbian's big head).
colombian by Cosmo July 11, 2006

Colombian Trash Bag 

The sexual act were a male ejaculates on to his testicals. Then, the male jams his testicals into another's mouth.
"Susan finally got quiet after I gave her a Colombian Trash Bag!"
Colombian Trash Bag by halla3 September 13, 2011

Colombian 

A polite, helpful, smart latin-american ready for new challenges & adventures, loyal until the end. They are brave, talented, ready to learn and improve. Is a pleasure to meet a colombian since they are great at conversation. A colombian will share it's knowledge and never ask you a favor back. Want to feel happiness? Meet colombians.
I meet a colombian last week, he is such a great person to talk and discuss ideas.
Colombian by knowledge-lord May 23, 2018

Columbine 

The worlds sexiest thing to ever happen to mankind. Containing the two sexiest people.
Amanda: Did you see Eric at columbine he is so hot
Lilith: I prefer Dylan
Columbine by Sexydaddy1999 January 22, 2018