A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.
by ChronosOm February 20, 2021
Get the Bill Clinton mug.A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022
Get the Bill Clinton Gambit mug.A picture of the Washinton Monument as the poser's penis while sitting somewhere on the National Mall in DC. A picture is considered a "scandal" if the poser gets a female to "Monica" the monument.
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Emily: All the polls up until yesterday were projecting Hillary Clinton to win in a landslide and yet she lost to Donald Trump. What the hell happened???
Chad: I wanna say that she and her fellow Democrats should not have gotten so cocky given how generally unlikeable she is and the scandals surrounding her, and she should have actually campaigned in the Blue Wall states that Trump managed to flip instead of assuming they were safe for her.
Chad: I wanna say that she and her fellow Democrats should not have gotten so cocky given how generally unlikeable she is and the scandals surrounding her, and she should have actually campaigned in the Blue Wall states that Trump managed to flip instead of assuming they were safe for her.
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by HomewardFuture December 9, 2022
Get the Bill Clinton mug.the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.
Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*
Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"
Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"
Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"
Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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