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BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.
by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014
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Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children
The Children got into the Dog Treats again.
by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018
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Children

Mmm, children! How delicate and delicious!
by Pasta. November 19, 2021
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Children

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO
by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021
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children of Macaulay

Indian people (often left-leaning, salad eater feminoids) who reject their native culture in favour of Westernization.
Sanghi#1: Ahh, look there... That's the group of children of Macaulay I was taking about. They are the ones who burnt a khakhi chaddi ours while protesting yesterday.

Sanghi#2: oh, I see. They really suck!
by GuiltySpark6523 October 7, 2022
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priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.
You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.
by Nikonym July 2, 2018
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