ceraunophile

(n) a person who loves lightening and thunder

I'm a ceraunophile because when there's lightening and thunder, I'm happy.

by Alex_tysh December 29, 2016

cera

A crazy awesome, loyal friend. Ceras may seem a bit pushy or headstrong, but anyone who knows them knows that that is just their way of being friends. Ceras are really loyal, and will always be there for you when you need them. They can be trusted to keep your secrets and defend you against your true problems. The best definition of a cera would probably be: tough love. Ceras are very attractive, and are more artsy and spontaneously creative than Sarahs. They also have an irrational fear of getting in trouble.

hey, you know cera?
yeah, she totally is an awesome person, really funny!
Well, she is always there when you really need her. A great and loyal friend.

by Helena Young February 27, 2013

celeron

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

by Lament For The Last Days June 11, 2006

center mass

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters

"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time

by Alpino November 6, 2009

dat dere celltech

anabolic steroid that turns you into ronnie coleman overnight

massively used on the bodybuilding.com forums

eric: damn dave, how are you benching 300lbs? you were struggling with 100lbs yesterday
dave: dude, i went home and tried this stuff called dat dere celltech. it got me juiced up and now im pumped!
eric: good job dave man! i need to get me some of that!
eric's mom: waw! dave has the muscles now. he can pittb anytime!

by tund3 January 1, 2009

glass cellar

The area of the workforce that women don't want to be part of, such as digging, road construction, garbage dumping, etc. as oppose to glass ceiling jobs such as, being CEO, chairman, congressman, president, and all that good stuff. Due to political correctness, it's harder for men to get most medium paying jobs, so some are stuck under the glass cellar. basically men dominate both extremes of the spectrum.

They put more cracks in the glass ceiling than they did in the glass cellar.

by smashdummies December 24, 2012

Cedric Bixler Zavala

Singer of the band The Mars Volta as well as past band At The Drive-In. Mexican, Crisp Blue Eyes, Back Afro Styled Hair, with a mixture of salsa and spasmic dancing. High pitched singing and a various amount of moans and yells represnted by the labyrinth of a story/lyrics written by this man.

"Do you know who Cedric Bixler Zavala is?"
"Yes! THE MOST AMAZING SINGER AND SONG WRITER EVER?"
"You forgot something."
"What..?"
"HE'S INCREDIBLY HANDSOME!"

by DolphinGirl October 4, 2005