Cat

A total fatass. Eats all your chicken and dose not give a crap. Will run around screaming at 3 am. Tears up your furniture. Eats your fish or hamsters. Can be cute as a baby but that's pretty much it. They claw you or bite you if you try to snuggle them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Bob: What a cute cat!

Joe: Yeah but wit until 3 am he's terrible

by TheOddDoggo April 8, 2019

cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

Cat

Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.

Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.

by User6669420 April 27, 2019

Cat

A little flufball demon that you will love forever

"nigga your cat took a shit in my bed and puked in the vents!"

"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"

"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"

"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"

"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"

"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"

"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"

"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"

"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"

*meow*

by oodoos24 August 2, 2019

Cat

A cat is a ferocious animal from the wild. It is the leader of animals and kills for fun. Aggressive and dominating, rather kinky.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the cat sleeps tonight.

by RoadmanTingz August 15, 2019

Cat

The cutest mammal that ever existed, except those with allergies.

Cats are cute and play yarns, Katz is also cute but plays peoples' hearts.

by AydaWikaku August 16, 2019

cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets

my cat is a homophobic asshole and is also racist

by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019