Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Canadian Steamer

Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"

by Wpgman June 2, 2020

Canadian Smile

When the weather is freezing cold in Canada and a Canadian breathes through clenched teeth to try and make the air breathable. This gives the appearance of a smile. Canadians can relate.

It was about -30 degrees the other day, you could see Canadian smiles all around.

by Fireflag November 15, 2020

Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

Canadian snowshake

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then shaking. Their hand without cleaning.it

I gave that gentlemen a Canadian Snowshake when I met him

by Ric Spade November 6, 2020

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

Canadian Summer

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

by The Longest February 21, 2015