CALLUM

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy

Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum

by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018

Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra

Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison

by Hello bish October 15, 2018

Callum Blythe

An ugly prick who likes to beat up Joshua buck.

Callum Blythe punched Josh Buck around the nose , then killed him.

by TheRealCallumsCorner September 11, 2018

callum capper

basically the worlds biggest fuckin g

wow dude your such a callum capper

by MrPuckles March 6, 2017

Callum doherty

He is amazing in every aspect and every one who knows this boy is shy and when he is him self around his actual friends he is the nicest and funniest person you will meet YOU WILL LOVE HIM!!!!

He is such a callum doherty

by Smile to your master May 4, 2018

Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

Callum Newberry needs to pass his peepee smh.

by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019

Callum Mckno

Callum Mckno is a lanky kid, a twat (cacia) and many more things. He apparently likes (probably loves) Pheobe Cullum and watch out cause he is a horny kid (abbie)people could call him a "bad kid" but all he does is skip lessons. <May be a player> I'm guessing he's not good at football because hes always getting injured during it.
If you get to know him he's actually really nice but a dickhead and annoying to start.

friend 1: hey Callum
callum: whats up?
girl 1: he's actually nice to you

friend 1 : yeah Callum Mckno and i are friends.

by matthew arnold year 9 May 7, 2019