cake ass nigga 

someone who pulls some hoe shit like ditchin they friends for a girl; someone who is soft,that get punked all the time and don't do shit about it

1. Jim- "ay Jon, u bout to go to the club with us and pull some hoes yo girlfriend outta town u need to have some fun." Jon- "naw man i'ma play pillow talk with ma girl and talk to her all night."
2.Some body that gets ranked and doesn't do nething about it.Ex.-Tim- "man Don, u so dark that if somebody did a drive-by on u, the bullets would come back and ask for a flashlight." Don-(says nothing at all and contiunes to get ranked cause he a cake ass nigga)

cake ass nigga by Anthony January 2, 2005

cake pooper 

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.

Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"

cake pooper by Tenley June 10, 2007

Cakee 

Pleasing, agreeable, or enjoyable; giving pleasure. Socially acceptable or adept; polite

John: One is very cakee today.
Darby: Better watch it or the batter will fly!

Cakee by DarbyCrash March 3, 2009

burnt funnel cake 

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

burnt funnel cake by capt long schlong January 26, 2010

Piece of Shit Cake 

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.

Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

Piece of Shit Cake by Leto172010 June 4, 2010

penis cum cake 

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.

i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!

penis cum cake by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

cut some cake 

To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.

Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.

cut some cake by Gut Zum Gake July 15, 2010