The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.
"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.
"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.
Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...
Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...
Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...
Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...
Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...
Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...
Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...
by skeeza1 May 20, 2011
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Get the Dime Broads mug.A relationship with a member of opposite sex.
Verb: "to have broadband" is to be having a relationship.
It is effectively an analogy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the analogy. "Service provider" being the girl or boy you are with, "56k" is being not quite there yet, "laying cables" - meeting new people etc.
(So as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)
Verb: "to have broadband" is to be having a relationship.
It is effectively an analogy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the analogy. "Service provider" being the girl or boy you are with, "56k" is being not quite there yet, "laying cables" - meeting new people etc.
(So as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)
"You got broadband yet?" "Nah, I'm still on 56k"
"Hows your broadband coming along?" "Slowly, I'm still looking for service providers..." "I thought you fancied Virgin Media?" "Nah, he stopped liking Vicky May ages ago!"
"Hows your broadband coming along?" "Slowly, I'm still looking for service providers..." "I thought you fancied Virgin Media?" "Nah, he stopped liking Vicky May ages ago!"
by tstock May 29, 2008
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Get the Buzzcut Broad mug.~A tall, lengthy, loud obnoxious southerner that over trains in the gym. Falls in love with women with annoying voices.
~A Broadnax also known as a Broaddick are known for poor athletic ability. Usually found on the track and field team.
~ Has a small penis
~A Broadnax also known as a Broaddick are known for poor athletic ability. Usually found on the track and field team.
~ Has a small penis
by Mars Hill February 5, 2009
Get the Broadnax mug.Describes the penis being huge and long, after the erection there is a very large, deep, ejaculation that is very deep, indicating that the penis is very long.
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