Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.

The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils or pianos if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

Britney manson

best model, she’s a russian trans (mtf) influencer that recreates (iconic) catwalks and produces fire music

A: yo have u heard of Britney manson?
B: ofc her music is FIRE.

by livelovelaughtx2 December 16, 2023

Britneyed

A sexual act, in which you shave your respective partners head then ejaculate and rub it into the scalp. Meanwhile saying "Its Britney Bitch".

I picked this chick up off tinder, and she got Britneyed by me. She had no idea what she agreed too.

by Britneyed June 15, 2017

Britney

Britney is the sexiest chick ever and anyone called britney should date a Martin if they find one

Omg that girl Britney is with that sexy dude Martin

by Ieihhdjejdnf August 1, 2018

Britney

Britney is a beautiful woman that is both thick and charming. She is the definition of wifey material. Sometimes she is irritated by hilarious jokes, but she is always nice at the end of the day. Her favorite things to do are play with her "rabbit"and drink wine.

She has really big titties that can't be matched. I think you should marry her.

bruh I found me a Britney last week, now I'm a changed man.

by datsexbot1991 October 8, 2019

Britney

Do not call this person "Britney Spears" they will get mad and make weird noises. This person is Shy but very feisty, and they put others before themselves. This person is weak but will attack you at any cost.

Stranger: Britney? Ohhh "Britney Spears!"
Britney: wisufughejejdgudhdhe

by Caramel Frapucoco September 13, 2020

Britney

A person that does not listen to your advice on a person and ignores what you say

Me: That person is fake
Britney: Idc

by Yeetbeast96 June 4, 2020