Boss Kick - Instructions
Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.
Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.
Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.
Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.
Step 5. Push.
Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.
P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.
Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.
Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.
Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.
Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.
Step 5. Push.
Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.
P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.
by Cloak_N_Dagger August 27, 2005
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by Drewsta T April 9, 2006
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car-a-mel skin tone. Is a minimum of 6’2”, with a red beard, claims to have an above average penis, and has a golf handicap of 12 or below. “FANTASTIC” is the word of choice when describing anything- with a red vein protruding through his/her forehead… his lie-mometer.
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