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Birkenfaux 

n. Ugly sandals that are inexpensive knockoffs of Birkenstocks.
Maya couldn't afford real Birkenstocks so she found some cork-soled Birkenfaux sandals in KMart that looked just like them.

Broken Record Drinker 

Drinking to break drinking records previously set by yourself. Drinking over and over again while drinking. Repeating everything you say over and over again, while drinking.
Dude, you're drinking like a fish. You've filled your cup over a dozen times in the past hour. You keep asking me if I saw the new South Park. You're a fucking Broken Record Drinker.
Broken Record Drinker by Smowk October 23, 2010
To make up words and add them to your computer's spell check, just to make yourself feel better.
I do not make up Words! I have a Dictionary on my Laptop! ...Hmm... Borgenty... (What? A Red line? Hmm... Add... To... Dictionary...)
Borgenty by icu1 October 8, 2011

Broken thought 

When you think you have come up with a great idea or response / reply to something, but you have only half-thunk it, and therefor you have a broken thought. Here's a good example.
Announcer: Question number 13, What are several things people are doing these days besides getting involved with tech?
James (in his head): " Oh this is gonna be easy! I can think of several already! " *BUZZ!*
Announcer: James!
James: " Well, people do lots of things each day like... " (in his head) Oh shit... I can't think of anything...
Announcer: Tiiiimes Up!
...
(James, and D-Jay, after the contest)
D-Jay: What happened back there man? Cat got your tounge?
James: I had a broken thought.
D-Jay: Dayum.
Broken thought by iAmSoBored12345 December 18, 2012

Broken Axle 

When you keep going after one of your limbs gives out or cramps up during sex.
She said I was the best she ever had even though I had a broken axle the whole time.
Broken Axle by Rshrsh July 26, 2014

Broken Spokes

When aperson only enjoys having sex in their butt, eventually the sphincter will stretch out and quit snapping back. It starts to resemble a bicycle tire with broken spokes.
Kevin insisted on taking his boyfriend's 13" cock up his butt. Years of being the receiver had stretched out his sphincter, Everytime he farted it sounded like he was yawning. His boyfriend told him that he definitely had the worst case of "broken spokes" he had ever seen.
Broken Spokes by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019