Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

blizzarden

When it snows really really hard!

also when your eating a dairy queen blizzard

damm guys its blizzarden outside!!

by walterhobbs January 7, 2010

blizzum

blizzard of jizzum caused by either natural atmospheric conditions or a common house fan

That asian girl got caught in a blizzum.

by swb311 March 28, 2010

Blizzafied

The sensation one earns after the ignition and inhalation of many cannabis cigars (blunts, l's, dutches, swishers). Comes from the word blizzafication, bleezy, and blunt.

Male 1-"Dude, have you been crying? Your eyes are redder than christmas!"

Male 2-"Shit! Really? Oh well, currently I feel rather BLIZZAFIED and couldn't care less."

by totodefHIGHned December 3, 2010

blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.

M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.

by Hardagain January 5, 2011

Blizzad

This is a storm that occurs when all the birds fly south and they all go to the bathroom at once.

Blizzad

by The Rex-man December 3, 2010

blizzardering

to snow heavily

its blizzardering outside

look how its blizzardering in the north pole

by GSJK November 28, 2010