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That’s bible

Girl: yoooooo that Starbucks be poppin

Me: That’s Bible
by Crunkcake May 11, 2021
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The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.
There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025
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Bible

Mary: “I hail the bible
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”
by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021
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Bible

man the bible is such a copy cat of jjba sbr
by wolfin361 May 20, 2023
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Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."
Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".
by Dixie's finest November 22, 2022
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bible

helga: omg i shit my pants.
martina: omg. bible?
helga: bible frrrr
by poopypeepee69696969696969 January 24, 2022
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Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.
Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.
by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023
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