buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 19, 2022

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bird bender

When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.

Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.

I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.

by anonymous June 10, 2021

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Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.

John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.

by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018

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stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

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bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

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AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

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