I am Batman 

1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman

1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman

I am Batman by crazybitcheseatingbitches January 8, 2009

I'm Batman syndrome 

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.

"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"

I'm Batman syndrome by conman4618 October 31, 2014

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

holy hell batman

when you take a massive toke

holy hell batman, where am i and were is my pants

holy hell batman by etyetnthnthn August 14, 2010

The Batman Effect 

The mysterious phenomenon when everyone gets a boner or a lady boner while watching a Batman movie.

Guy 1: The Dark Knight is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Guy 2: Yeah I had a raging boner the whole movie.
Guy 1: I see that the Batman Effect worked on you too.

The Batman Effect by icanhasnachos September 27, 2011

let's ride Batman 

a phrase used when leaving which is meant to inform those you are taking home of your departure

Andy: "Am I taking you home?"
Randy: "Yeah, I need a ride."
Andy: "Alright, let's ride Batman."

let's ride Batman by robinridesbitch January 4, 2009

Holy Balls Batman 

Holy Balls Batman. a word generally used when something is completely stupid, idiotic, or just simply crazy. Others might also use it with sarcasm.

"Holy Balls Batman, Are you stupid!?"

"That was a Holy Balls Batman stunt!"

Holy Balls Batman by King-G January 8, 2012