struggle bandit

Typically black men who are career criminals, committing crimes such as burglary, assault, robbery, etc. They are repeat offenders and spend most of their adult life in prison. They use having a criminal record as an excuse to not work or take care of their children. They are delusional in the belief that they only get arrested for crimes they commit due to systemic racism. They don't comply with police and sometimes the outcome is deadly. They are lazy, shiftless, entitled and feel like the whole world owes them something because their ancestors were slaves. They are sociopaths who believe that they are incapable of doing anything wrong and that their failures in life are a result of racism. They don't take any accountability for their actions. They see how fatherlessness in the home destroys the lives of black children and they couldn't give a flying f*** about it. They are selfish, malignant narcissists who don't care about the well-being of the women and children in their communities. They don't value their women and either exploit, abuse them or take them for granted. They tend to abandon their children because they themselves did not have fathers growing up and sadistically would like to see their children suffer the same fate they have.

Nahla: "Hey, girl. Did you hear what happened to the lady next door?"
Shanna: "No. What happened?"
Nahla: "Jamal broke into her house, robbed her, then took off. The police are looking for him."
Shanna: "That's terrible what happened to her. I hope the police catch that struggle bandit."

by Jaja Dannevik October 21, 2021

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Bandito

A word referenced multiple times in Twenty One Pilot's new album Trench. Even going as far as naming their tour, " The Bandito Tour,"

"We are banditos. You will leave Dema and head true east. We will renounce Vialism.

by emmathesinner July 31, 2018

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gordon banks

Gordon Banks was an English goalkeeper, who is now widely regarded as one of the best goalkeepers ever to have played. His skill is epitomised in the 1970 world cup, where he saved an amazing shot from Pele. The save was so unexpected that Pele turned around and began to cheer, thinking it was a goal. Banks played in 1966, when England won the world cup, and probably had the safest hands in the history of the beautiful game.

"Wow, what a safe. You wearing Gordon Banks' gloves?"
"I must be!"

by Danny B0y January 31, 2007

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square banana

a phrase meaning to hook up or get with somebody.

you have to square banana with some one timers before you start square bananaing with someone you want to be serious with.

by miltapanmaniacs December 1, 2011

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Shane Bang

Youtube star whos counterpart is Mossy Rock (real name not given).

He grew up living in the slums of New York, New York. In order to get money for food and his constantly breaking glasses, he was forced to sell pens that he finds on the debris covered streets of New York. Whilst doing this he found an admiration towards creating cadences with his pens and drastically improved; later becoming a "drummer of pens" and showed his talents to many people for bragging purposes. However him bragging about his talent was proven to be bittersweet.

A circus leader found out about Shane Bang's talent and kidnapped him, in hopes of creating great revenue by showcasing Shane Bang's unconventional talent. While touring down to Washington with the circus crew, his best friend Mossy Rock (real name not given) was able to set Shane Bang free, allowing him to escape from the cruelties of the circus.

Shane Bang now resides within a private location posting Youtube videos showcasing his talents for the audience to enjoy.

guy 1: Dude did you check out Shane Bang's youtube channel, 73368?? its pretty tight!
guy 2: no.
guy 1: Fuck you.
guy 2: no.

by thePricklyPear January 3, 2012

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