bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

bum fluff by Gordon April 2, 2003

bum bum 

Possibly the cutest way of demonstrating one's posterior

-"aww, did you fall down?"

-"yes mommy, and I hurt my bum bum" =(

bum bum by Nancey July 3, 2003

bum gravey 

anal discharge, that often comes out looking like turkey gravey.

"ohh man, i had serious bum gravey last night"

bum gravey by .dongattack! September 20, 2003

bum muff 

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus

"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"

bum muff by mcfierce September 1, 2008

bum mint 

A mint which freshens your rear end. "Bum mint" is used as a cuss. An abusive term.

It can also be used in a friendly way.

"You stupid bum mint".

"Aww, it's alright you bum mint."

bum mint by Waheey June 19, 2006

bum-upper 

Slang word for male homosexual

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)

bum-upper by Dexterity August 10, 2006

bum brigade 

A large number of people of the homeless persuasion gathering together in one place. They can usually be seen massing by bridges or wherever there are cardboard boxes to be found. Usually travelling in packs, when you see one member of this brigade you can usually find the rest. Markings include layers upon layers of winter coats, which aid in escape when confronted by predators by creating a mass of confusion, much like zebra stripes.

Some guy: Dude, I saw a trail of winter coats leading down to your block from the train! What the hell happened?

Some other guy: O that's nothing, the bum brigade was passing through. I think they migrated.

bum brigade by kAte the great ! December 20, 2007