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Brandon

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single
Brandon is thicc
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019
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Brandon

A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!

Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche

Bully
Prick
That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
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Brandon

A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!
Bill: are u still with Olivia
Brandon : yea of course
by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019
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Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA
Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
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Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”
“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

Seriously Brandon?!?”
by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019
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Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.
by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020
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