rip off bruce lee

its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee

my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass

by 我会踢你的屁股 February 2, 2020

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. went to the college Thomas Jefferson made.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Brucing It

Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.

I have to go to school assembly for my daughter. So I’m “Brucing It”.

by Foxies1 February 20, 2023

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The Bruce

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.

"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."

by Brucestopher August 8, 2024

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018