Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018
Get the Blind Dragonmug. When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.
“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021
Get the Satire Blindmug. When a person overlooks every single sign that someone clearly is madly in love with them because they “don’t really want a relationship right now” or are afraid of love.
by kim-ber-ly-1222 November 5, 2019
Get the sign-blindmug. by TrueSmolPP November 22, 2021
Get the A Blind Snipermug. The practice of citing to authorities that are either irrelevant or which do not support the proposition for which they are being cited. See also blind cite.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
Get the blind citingmug. a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
Get the coffee-blindmug. To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.
by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018
Get the Blind Canadianmug.