horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019

alabama fruit basket

Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.

Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"

by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017

dumb potato basket

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

by jhgt June 17, 2015

Dutch Gift Basket

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

by headstrong May 18, 2013

Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Detroit Picnic Basket

A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.

Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.

by BuLLg0d April 8, 2015

Reno Rim Basket

When a man is with a girl and reciveing a rim job. She then dips his nutsack in Marshmellow cream and then licks it off after she is done with the rim job.

Honey dinner was amazing, and the flowers were beautiful. Lets stop at the store to get some marshmellow cream, cuz tonight, Your getting a Reno Rim Basket.

by Tommygunn89hb July 5, 2010