smokes bat

Someone who like to suck Cock.

Brad smokes bat, He is such a fag

by baker_gt August 23, 2006

Bat-Gasm

When a quote from a Batman movie, comic or television show is inserted into a conversation seamlessly, a "Bat-Gasm" has occurred.

Person 1 - Hey buddy, do you have the $20 you owe me?
Person 2 - Sorry, I'm flat broke at the moment
Person 1 - Sure you are. Give me my money!
Person 2 - I don't have any. I swear to god.
Person 1 - "SWEAR TO ME!!!"

This is a Bat-Gasm

by Bruce Robert March 29, 2010

Bat Mite

A little tag-a-long bitch that has nothing else going on in his or her life, but to bother the shit out of you.

(See Chuggle for like definition)

Shit, you are such a fucking Bat Mite. You leach on to my life instead of checking out of yours. Get a life looser.

by JLOH December 17, 2004

bat poes

a true ass hole, bat poes came about when some friends where drinking government vodka and decided that it would be a good term for a douche bag.

also used when someone does something untoward

did you hear mark got with kevins sister last night?

what a bat poes

by agentk666 April 01, 2010

bat glove

just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls

Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.

by blthrskt December 13, 2005

bat chunk

something that a really lame poopy person calls you when they are being dumbos. or, it could be a misunderstanding and they are really saying "fat monk."

idiot: hahah you are such a bat chunk

sane person: ...

by lemon(: June 29, 2009

bat call

A last-minute, general email to a group of friends to get an impromptu outing together.

My mom got food poisoning and they can't use their cabin this weekend, so I'm sending out a bat call. Let me know if you're up for it.

by edmundbloor October 17, 2011