armed & amorous

A determined, though vigilant suitor

Armed & amorous is also the title of an e-book on how to win your boyfriend back.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Armadillos

Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).

Look at the size of that armadillos penis!

by Arman Van Helden August 12, 2011

armadillo booth

the space rented by each artist at the Armadillo Christmas Bazaar

I took down my armadillo booth after the show.

by john ed reed December 28, 2011

armondo delgadillo

Sloth looking boy probably in his teens. Handsome but slow and some times likes solitude.

Hey is that a sloth? No man that a god dawn armondo delgadillo!

by flakeface June 27, 2014

Armoire

French word meaning "Really fucking heavy"

He didn't pay his debt to the mobsters, so they arranged to have an armoire dropped on him.

by barisold July 4, 2015

armadillodick

Some one with a long pointed penis. Usually a male like myself that live in Texas.

Wow aidric what a big armadillodick . It touches the water when I take a dump.

by aidric July 13, 2015

Armadillo

While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.

Had a sick lunch break; had myself an armadillo!

by Flawed perception May 11, 2016