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Maxime Allen

Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !

Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!

Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
by boobcak December 4, 2018
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riley allen

lizard girl. also very short
yo did you see riley allen today?? bitch be lookin dummy thick
by urmomsahoe69 April 22, 2019
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carlee allen

usually has blue eyes and freckles. she’s the prettiest girl you will ever meet. she is always the funny one in the friend group. she has a deep voice , and cares about everyone, and usually has a best friend with names that start with D,I,T,K,C
A carlee allen is someone who i want to be friends with
by Tittys are litty😈 July 16, 2019
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Zach Allen

A fat orange nigga who eats constantly
Yo Is That a pumpkin

Naw its zach allen
he burns jews or something
by rfytuigohyugkfli December 2, 2019
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Dalton allen

A kid that lives in blairsville Ga he is an amazing athletes but most of his friends have a small penis which their names are Chris, drake, hunter, and also Kyle!

He is known for his talent in soccer and football and is loved by every bitch in the world.
by Thesamanthaslayer December 14, 2019
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louise allen

Beautiful loving caring young lady gets all the lads and men can’t get enough
Did you see louise allen today? Ye man looking fine as usual I wish I was her
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dylan allen

Dylan Allen is the goat snm he is the sexiest guy on the planet don't try argue cause it's a fact. HE IS THE GOAT 😎🐐
1: is that dylan allen ?
2: ye he is the fucking goat

1: i know

2: sexiest guy i've ever seen wtf
by snoopdiggidydog June 6, 2020
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