Alice

The friend you love like a sister but you're engaged to her.

Me and Alice fight like siblings but I proposed to her!

by oopsididheragain September 24, 2020

Alice

All Alices are the most amazing young girls. They support all people, regardless of race or gender. If you meet me, you will know, you cannot compare. Alice is smarter than you, more beautiful then you, and you are a horrible dust mite compared to me. Don’t think about challenging me, I may be small, but I WILL pummel you to the ground and kick your face until you pass out. 😀

Everyone- that girl is SO amazing and beautiful, both intellectually and physically. I will never compare. I should be her servant.

Alice- Bow before me faithful slaves! We will take over the world!!😆

by Youallaredustmites June 10, 2020

Alice

Alice is the best thot you ever seen, she has a big ass et nice boobs. She never gonna to love you beacause she’s a hoe. But every guy want to fuck her

Dylan: Alice is the hottest person I ever seen

Me: I now yersterday I fucked her

by Faze_urmomgay123 April 3, 2019

bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.

Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.

by Sharon_OzzHorn March 7, 2016

GM Alice

Memelord, Nani, Alice of Valor
Plays carry, support, tank, jungle, top, mid, bottom, and in between
One hits T rex & towers

GM Alice pls stop calling me boi, im a girl

GM Alice: U mad boi, have some candy

by TomasZhang May 23, 2018

Alice

Alice is an extremely smart person both emotionally and intellectually. She has big heart and is the most comforting person EVER, Alice is the “therapist” friend and it really helps to open up and talk to her.Her humor is out of this world and makes no fucking sense .She has the nicest body ,hair and eyes .Alice is very sensitive to art such as cinema or music.She doesn’t open up about her feelings often and if she does with you , you should really be grateful for it as it means a lot <3

She is also a party monster

Josh c’mon!Alice just rolled a MASSIVE blunt!!

by mattysquash November 21, 2021

Alice

Short 3rd wheeler

Alice: I'm a mod for BIG Games and I'm short
Member: Ok 3rd wheeler

by Alice has no ass August 4, 2023