Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.

“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.

by WebRobynz December 4, 2022

Atheist

Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.

Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.

by IamBW May 16, 2023

Atheist

A retard

damn that atheist is a retard

by nigga singh March 24, 2023

Reddit Atheist

The people who are responsible for the commonly held belief that all atheists are far-left nutjobs.

Fuck Reddit Atheists

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024

Atheist

An atheist refers to two positions:
1. The burden of proof is on those who believe in God
2. There has never been any proof that God exists.

"I am an Atheist because that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."

by TigersAreAwesome December 15, 2022

safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

Atheist

Someone who follows god's order!!

An atheist looked up "secret to succes" after drowing in his thoughts!!

by Chonese December 12, 2022