Athiest is the opposite of a common theist. Atheism is the absence of moral theology. Theists typically can be found singing songs on 7th day of the week about a bearded legend who is obsessed with them. Theists believe in many options though, including but not limited to Buddha, Jesus, John, Guru Nanak, The Genie of the Lamp, Confucius, but not Santa Clause, he's a lost cause. What are you anyway, five? In fact, a theist will tell you Santa is a clever disguise for the devil because when you scramble the last three letters you get "Satan". They pray for each and every person struggling from neuro divergence curses such as dyslexia and ADD. They pray that the millions of people with no life purpose will find one through Christ before they wake up in the mosh pit. They didn't know the leopards would bite their faces but are asking for forgiveness.
Atheist: "Sorry Karen, I wasn't aware you were going to stick your face against the chicken wire.... do you need medical attention?"
Theist: "God works in mysterious ways, that we can't quite understand."
Theist: "God works in mysterious ways, that we can't quite understand."
by BitchOfTheWest October 3, 2021
Get the Atheistmug. A person claiming there isn't a god but fanatically believes in cultish fantasies like:
Men can become women.
Climate can be controlled by the ratio of EVs to ICE motor vehicles.
Evolution.
Babies aren't really alive till birth.
Communism is better than capitalism.
Religious bigotry is cool.
These tenets are inseparable from their ideology. To the point that true atheists are ashamed to be lumped in with their ilk.
Men can become women.
Climate can be controlled by the ratio of EVs to ICE motor vehicles.
Evolution.
Babies aren't really alive till birth.
Communism is better than capitalism.
Religious bigotry is cool.
These tenets are inseparable from their ideology. To the point that true atheists are ashamed to be lumped in with their ilk.
by LarryWilliamsAZ April 16, 2024
Get the Atheistmug. Atheist occultism, also occult atheism, atheist esotericism and esoteric atheism, is a term used to describe occultists and esoterics, mainly on social media, that support atheism, mainly new atheism and atheist fanticism, scientism (scientific fanaticism), positivism and paranormal debunkerism, such as clap to atheists when they are called as charlatans, delusionals, mentally ill and so on. Atheist occultism is really common on social media and it also self-proclaim itself as "serious occultism" and also opposes technodeism, scientific deism, soulism, occultistocracy, esoterocracy, divinialism, extraphysicism and anything related to them or similar to them.
"Atheist occultism is just like how the institutional left worldwide actually are, atheist occultists cannot see the contradiction they do in supporting atheists who are against them and even ignore all other critics to atheists and so on."
"Of course atheists and occultists/esoterics can coexist and help each other, but the relation between new atheists and atheist occultists/esoterics are just toxic and harmful such as the relation of institutional right and institutional left. Both are working together to destroy other atheists and occultists/esoterics, and it shall be countered while there's time."
"Of course atheists and occultists/esoterics can coexist and help each other, but the relation between new atheists and atheist occultists/esoterics are just toxic and harmful such as the relation of institutional right and institutional left. Both are working together to destroy other atheists and occultists/esoterics, and it shall be countered while there's time."
by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021
Get the Atheist Occultismmug. A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.
Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"
Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023
Get the safety atheistmug. A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
by Wall tree February 11, 2023
Get the virgin atheistmug. Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.
by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023
Get the spicy atheistmug. by Chonese December 12, 2022
Get the Atheistmug.