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Asian Mashtaw

To speak in a tongue, often describing the pronunciation of English by Asian immigrants, that substitutes all L's for R's, all R's for W's and all S's for SH's
-Herro prease, I am fruent in the ranguage of Asian Mashtaw
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria
by Asian Mashtaw January 29, 2009
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asian fright

The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen
Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts
by jobey7896 July 27, 2010
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Asian Flavors

(1) A gay, Asian man. See: Gaysian
(2) A sexual encounter with a gay, Asian man
Jane: "Where did you eat last night?"
Max: "I went to Olive Garden with my boyfriend, Riley Sun"
Jane: "Oh, so you had some Italian and then went for some Asian Flavors?"
by just6442 April 15, 2011
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Asian Squat

A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.
Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!

Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.

Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018
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asian persuasion

is a generic term that describes attractive, charasmatic asian men... i.e. Filipinos, Chinese, Japanese. If you are not asian and cannot comprehend this terminology, go look at the word SWAGGER. Thats the asian word for swagger where the opposite member is feeling his "asian persuasion". His style, looks, aura, the way the he carry himself, attractive qualites of asian men.
Close related term is a mack or player for asian males. He's got that asian persuasion where girls are feeling him. Another example is Bruce Lee. Manny Pacquaio is a good example of asian persuation. He is beloved by the boxing world on how he fights and how he carry himself.
by Pinoy Mafia October 7, 2010
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Asian tourist

Verb, meaning to take an unnecessary and quite often stupid picture. Commonly, this picture is taken at an awkward time, with little to no reason.
Sorry to Asian tourist this breakfast, but it just looks so damn good.

Wow, did you just see him Asian tourist that McDonalds?
by ChuckDi February 21, 2011
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asian kung-fu generation

The best asian rock semi alt-punk band that I have heard of. (mouthfull)
Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!
by Tom Butzow March 26, 2007
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