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Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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Alternaphobia

The fear of people named Alterna and/or the word Alterna

Alternaphobia is a type of phobia that originated from the 'True Godverse Wiki', the users of the wiki had a fear of their article being deleted by an admin named Alterna due to their page being total bullshit.

The first person to ever have this phobia is 'H5_67', the official CEO of the phobia being Esalt.
Person 1: 'I hope my article doesn't get deleted by alterna'
Person 2: 'Oh, so you have Alternaphobia too huh?'
by H5_67: ZA WARUDO ACT69 September 3, 2022
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Alter Bridge

Probably the best hard rock band out there today. Incredibly underrated.
Their first album was great, and every one since has been both fantastic and a great improvement since the last.

Members: Myles Kennedy - Vocals/Rhythm Guitar, Mark Tremonti - Lead Guitar, Scott Phillips - Drums/Percussion, Brian Marshall - Bass.

Their first album titled 'One Day Remains' had some good tracks on it, but their second album 'Blackbird' built on this and was better in almost every way. ABIII (their third album) was to Blackbird what Blackbird was to One Day Remains. Just incredible.
Example 1:
1) "Have you heard of Alter Bridge?"
2) "No, who are they?"
1) "Only the best Band you've never heard of."

Example 2:
1) "Whatcha listen' bro?"
2) 'Blackbird by Alter Bridge, from their second album entitled "Blackbird"'
1) "What they soundin' like?"
2) "Here, listen to Blackbird's solo by Mark Tremonti and Myles Kennedy."
1) "holy crap, my ears just came."
person 1 now listens to Alter Bridge
by limnophobia March 23, 2013
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Altea

Altea is a person with wide understanding of her surroundings. She is caring for the people she trust and cautious of the people she don’t. She may seem like a quiet and timid person at first, but don’t threaten her, she bites back.
Don’t threaten Altea, she might punch your teeth out.”
by Lavenderbloom January 5, 2019
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altstream

when people dress to avoid mainstream fashion but associate with others who dress with similar intentions. when they congregate in large numbers their alternative appearance becomes the norm.
billy: we should go to that underground club dressed in smart casual.
jim: the club were everyone is dressed crazy to show they don't conform and are hip?
billy: yeah, but they all end up looking the same and negating their wacky fashions.
jim: they're totally altstream.
by thoja721 February 15, 2012
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altina

She's beautiful inside and out. She is a COMPLETE fan girl!!! She laughs at almost everything. She's outgoing smart and incredibly admirable. Anyone would die to be friends with her. She's the most trustworthy person you'll ever meet.
Altina you're my absolute best friend and ilysm
by 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 February 18, 2017
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alterbridgeism

alterbridgeism is the state of being a 100% Alter Bridge fan and not listening to other sellout fag bands like lady gaygay, avenged sevenfold, emo shit, etc.
Dude i just discovered alter bridge and now i have a case of alterbridgeism.
by AlterBridgeFanatic May 30, 2011
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